In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
9gag:
Just a friendly reminder not to skip leg day.
1 and 5 are kind of Humbling…
can we NOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW
this makes me wanna puke guh
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Good man.
OH MY GOD SO SOME RUDE GUY ON THE STREET PASSING BY ME SAID “TAKE THAT METAL OUT OF YOUR NOSE IT’S DISGUSTING” AND I SAID “TAKE YOUR JUDGMENTAL HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU’RE DISGUSTING” AND THE PERSON WALKING BEHIND ME LAUGHED SO HARD SHE STOPPED WALKING
A timeless internet classic.
Jack jack was a little shit he just laughed
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Friend: How can you tell what season that clips from?
Me: The hair.
so apparently the guinea pig on the wonderpets is a girl?/??????
that is one dyke ass bitch
tree houses are sick because ur literally forcing a tree to hold the corpse of his fallen brother and if that isnt the most metal thing ever i dont know what is
